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to 'kershaw' someone is to become consumed by a blind fit of rage, as if a red mist has descended over the attacker's eyes, resulting in swinging fists, angry snarls and busted lips. The attackers are often unaware of the fact that they have 'kershawed' someone, in a jekyll and hyde-esque fashion.
Oh my gosh, did you hear that Laura Noble totally Kershawed Andy last night? His lip is completely bust and she claims she has no recollection of hitting him.
Kershaw by PixiePumpkin September 2, 2012
Having success up to the point where it really matters, and then inexplicably shitting your pants.
The Dodgers play well through September, but always kershaw against the Cardinals in October.
Kershaw by Xopher October 10, 2014
A person who is generally considered elite in their particular sport, but who seems to choke regularly in important games or situations. Can be synonymous with a player who performs well in a regular season, or smaller events, but chokes in the playoffs, postseason, or major events. Named for Clayton Kershaw, starting pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, who as of 10/10/2019 sports a career 2.44 ERA in the regular season, but 4.43 ERA in the postseason.
Bryan's team missed a chance to make the state soccer championship last night because he allowed a season worst 7 goals. He's such a Kershaw!
Kershaw by BigHurt35 October 10, 2019
"Could you spare me some money? I'm a bit Kershaw at the moment."
kershaw by Mr Uncoooool December 15, 2008
Can you spare me some change, I'm a bit Kershaw.
kershaw by WHAT!!! March 27, 2007
Dude, or bro ("brah") in snowboarder lingo.
As in ,"Yo, Kershaw—killing the gnargnar."
Kershaw by Powderhound143 January 3, 2014