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Kershawing

An unintentional failure to meet important expectations that were based around prior experience.

Named after the star pitcher for the Los Angeles Dodgers, Clayton Kershaw, who infamously played baseball worse in the postseason than he did in the regular season.
The state champion football team kershawed their way out of a national title, after expecting themselves to cruise their way to victory without a sense of seriousness. Kershawing serves as a reality check for "unstoppable" teams/individuals.
Kershawing by Original Orangutans October 24, 2023
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Keshaving 

This is the act of walking into someone while walking next to them. Usually accompanied with talking to them about something that excites the person Keshaving.
“Bro can you stop keshaving me this hallway is already crowded enough.” “ Yeah my bad I was just trying to get my point across.””
Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023
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Keshaving 

This is the act of walking into someone while walking next to them. This is usually accompanied by talking about something that excites the Keshaver
Stop keshaving me, this hallway is crowded enough.” “My bad, I was just trying to get my point across”
Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023

Keshaving 

The art of walking into someone while walking next to them. Usually accompanied by talking about something that excites the keshaver.
Stop keshaving me, this hallway is crowded enough.” “My bad, I was just trying to get my point across.”
Keshaving by anonymous May 9, 2023

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026