jew bat

a bat that hibernates in the nose of a jew during winter

i hate jew bats

by deshante kang October 4, 2008

Jew Bath

A splash of soap on your armpits and a spritz of cologne! You're ready to go!

I woke up for the day, being too lazy to shower I took a jew bath and went to work.

by Harry Goldsteinbergwitzblatt June 2, 2009

Jew Bath

Consists of one Jewish man and one Jewish woman having sexual intercourse in their own excrement and urine.

Edgafrt and Stuttgart were having some fun mud wrestling in their own excrement and urine. This is called a 'Jew Bath' or 'Muddy Fun', however, Muddy Fun doesn't always consist of Jewish people participating.

by niallbebsh January 7, 2011

Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle

When someone with Castenitis and a JapStamos team up for a game of Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War, they engage in the age-old tradition of the "Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle". This is where they play online games of Warhammer 40,000 together, usually against a noob. A loss is very rare, and usually the opponent is crushed.

"Hey, you want to join me online for a Jap-Jew-Mega-Battle?"

by Davo A. February 8, 2007

jewbat

the act or state of being really stoned, and not offering any munchies to friends; usually while sitting on the couch watching the discovery channel in hi-def.

Being stingy with resources for other pot heads in getting their munch or smoke on.

Clifton is being a jewbat, and won't move feed me.

Clifton is a jewbat at the headshop.

by eeeeek August 17, 2009

Jewbat

to engage in the act of shoving a dr pepper (or similar) soda can up the ass of an elk or other horned creature;

Gary and I are going to Jewbat some fucking Deer tonight

by Hypter April 9, 2008

jewbat

A poke'mon of Jewish descent, normaly a form on the Poke'mon Zubat but instead of Zu you place Jew.

1. "Dude I caught a level 12 Jewbat!!! He already has the attacks 'Kill Jesus' and 'Piss Everyone Of'!!"
2. FakeDux

by Grizzey April 24, 2008