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When someone tries to make it look like they own an Ipod when they dont. An Iposer puts ipod headphones in their ears and puts the end of the wire in their pocket making it look like they are listening to an Ipod. An Iposer will ussually shake their head to make it look like they are actually listening to music.
"Nima was wearing Ipod headphones but there was nothing connected to the other side of the wire... what an Iposer!"
iposer by Jordan Jew July 23, 2007
Related Words
A rely rely good song worthy of ipoding
Ben: Hey i rely like that song its so good.
Amie: Yep its been ipoded
ipoded by Ben.and.Amie February 28, 2008

ipodrrhea 

Is when your ipod doesnt play songs so really want to listen so you just keep clicking the "next"button.
Man, my ipod has a big ipodrrhea, could you lend me yours?
ipodrrhea by uDontCare September 23, 2011
When old dears can't quite get the pronunciation right! Usually occurs when shopping for a teenage grandson/daughter. Misconception of the popular musical device.
"Excuse me young man, could you please direct me to where the ipodes are found? My Gradson wants one for christmas."

"Hello sir, do you supply compact disks for the "ipode" as my grandaughter put it?"

"I wonder if I could get Vera Lynn on an ipode record?"

"Young people these days. Back in my day the only thing you could do was play scrabble! All these computors, television programmes and so called ipodes are corrupting this country!"
ipode by Canaryteen December 15, 2009

ipodropping 

comes from the term "name-dropping"

When you've been asked to give names of favourite music, bands, singers etc.. (for example, on the information you give on your facebook profile or other social networks) and you just take a look at the list on your Ipod and copy it, you're "Ipodropping"!
Tom: so... what's your favourite music? what kind of things are you listening to at the moment?

Anna: Well there's Arctic monkeys oh and Bjork, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, Babyshambles, The kills, Joanna Newsom, Nick Cave,

Tom: ZZZZZZ...

Anna: The Teenagers, Art Brut, Datarock, Cat power, Bishop Allen, Jaguar Love, Julie Doiron, Kim Wilde, Portishead, Pulp

Tom: ZZZZZZZZ....

Anna: The Specials, Belle and Sebastian, David Bowie, Snow Patrol, Plasticines,

oh and
naive new beaters! Tom??

Tom: oh sorry, the minute I realized you sarted IPODROPPING I fell asleep..
ipodropping by lunar eclipse July 3, 2009
A pompous ass who thinks he's eclectic. Wake up asshole: you're not living in an iPod commercial. You can't dance. Everything you listen to sucks. Get a job.
Man, Steve was an iPodder. I'm glad he was dancing to U2 when that truck ran him over...seems to justify the whole accident.
iPodder by Nic, on behalf of Maddox February 15, 2006