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ass interference 

the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking
"Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty."
ass interference by kium December 8, 2007

Interlard 

Some one who becomes fat do to large amounts of time being on the internet.
Ryan: "Hey, Did you hear about Nathan Burris?"

Chad: "Yeah i heard he became an Interlard"

Ryan: "That poor Bastard"
Interlard by John W Booth April 8, 2010

run interference 

to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.
a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?"
b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn"

run interference 

originating from football, to attract attention to yourself or throw yourself into harm's way to help out a friend.
your ex just got here - you leave out the back and i'll run interference.
run interference by Erin May 13, 2004

Pass Interference 

When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.
I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference.

Intermerse 

The practice of combining two or more liquids internally by consuming them separately.
Example: When golfing on extremely hot days you can’t just drink beer, you also need to drink some water, sports drink, etc., to stay properly hydrated.

“Hey, its super hot out here today, don’t forget to intermerse your Miller Lites with some electrolytes.”
Intermerse by Janni62 October 10, 2011