Mother-in-law's Contracture 

When a person's lips grant a facial expression of sadness when at rest or even when expressing joy. The lips fail to reach a horizontal orientation even when the person is attempting to smile.

Husband: Your mother looks looks so pissed off right now.

Wife: Nope, she is smiling.
Husband: Yeah, but she has a huge frown; it looks like an upside down U, like the old dude in Up.
Wife: Oh, that's because hse has the mother-in-law's contracture.

Mother-in-law's Contracture by MILFwithMILcontracture January 11, 2011

Your in-laws are coming to stay 

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

Your in-laws are coming to stay by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

scissor-in-laws 

Lesbian sister-in-laws.

Hey, honey, are the scissor-in-laws coming over for a tuna sandwich?

scissor-in-laws by Phil McRackin October 18, 2023

lawss in da sauss 

To be struggling in the southern regions of America.

Mayne if you can't git yo kids nutin for Crimuhh . . . you lawss in da sauss!

- Crunchy Black

lawss in da sauss by The Mayne October 29, 2007