iPod'n 

Chatting or using Instant Messaging while on an iPhone or iPod touch; usually consisting of long delays in chat response, multiple typos, and confusing sentence structure.

you: iPod'n is GATT
you: GATT
me: huh?
(20 second pause)
you: gayy

iPod'n by PerezFTW January 15, 2010

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos 

An annoying as fuck website ad that everyone has heard and serves absolutely no
purpose. DAM TO HELL THE ONE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CREATION OF THIS AD.

Justin: "Hey John, I just found this cool website."

John: "Really Justin? What is it?"

Justin: "Its called Megavideo"

*Justin types web address into computer and hits enter*

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: "CONGRADULATIONS. YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED..."

Justin & John: "AHHHH MAKE IT STOP"

Loud And Annoying As Fuck Voice: TO RECEIVE 2 FREE IPOD NANOS"


The devil's words:Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos

Congratulations.You have been selected to receive 2 free ipod nanos by Fat Old Dude March 26, 2009

iPod Nazi 

A higher authority or peer who unquestionably confiscates one's iPod when sighted.

Frank: Jimmy omg let me listen to your ipod *snatch*

Jimmy: ...But...

Frank: YOU HAVE LADY GAGA?

Jimmy: No actually I do-

Frank: Aw Man. You don't. That's lame. Well I'm gunna listen to your iPod and drain your battery, kay?

Jimmy: Gah WHATEVER. God dang iPod Nazi...

iPod Nazi by Tacosaurus Rex September 21, 2010

ipod nipples 

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."

ipod nipples by Woobers June 9, 2009

ipod nano 

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

ipod nano by JakeStar October 4, 2005

iPod Nano 

Synonymus to graham cracker.

My friend said his iPod Nano was stolen but he actually dropped it in his graham cracker box and ate it two weeks later.

iPod Nano by I think gavels should be called law-hammers May 4, 2006

iPod Nazi 

someone who hogs the iPod, not allowing anyone else to choose the music playing.

"Man! I don't want to listen to any more Zeppelin! Stop being such an iPod Nazi!"

iPod Nazi by jekyll&hyde April 10, 2009