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Happily Doomed:
Describes the state of knowing you are instantly doomed by something out of your control, but happy with the thrill it brings. It's knowing there's a risk, but the Dopamine hit is too good to turn down.
Often associated with falling in love ... or that moment you let go of that rope / step out of that plane etc. when your dumb mate double-dog dares you to.

The feeling often happens on the day of your wedding.
Commonplace with the ADHD urge of MUST DO IT NOW!
Man, I'm Hoomed and on a roll!
Don't just Hoom it, pack your own parachute.
Yeah, he Hoomed it once too often but was buried a happy.
Hoomed by Squirrel Radio November 20, 2024
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hoomed out

The condition of being, acting, or looking gay. Started when someone decided to run with the common misspelling of the word "homo".
1) You're looking pretty hoomed out right now.
2) I want nothing to do with your hoomed out tendencies.
hoomed out by slangmaster123 December 27, 2007

Hooked the cables to 

Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerful influence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.

hooded dangler 

n. an impressive flaccid dong with ample foreskin.
Have you ever seen a hooded dangler up close?”
Being totally in love or addicted to someone.
We went on a date last night and I am totally hooked
Hooked by Legitunderstandings July 13, 2016

hooked on ebonics 

Near exclusive use of black street slang and especially use of black street talk by pathetic 'wannabee black' whites.
Joe is totally a cretin, dude. We were talking to this sweeeeeeet chick and right away he is slinging this albino Puff Daddy rap on her. She was like rolling her eyes and looked at me like...'who is this hoooked on ebonics fool?'
hooked on ebonics by Mo Dixley August 5, 2005