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The art of taking an absolutely ridiculously massive toke from someone else's joint after asking someone for a hit. Done so the person hoking gets as much weed as possible.
Dude #1: 'Hey man can I have a toke of your Joint?'

Dude #2: 'Sure man, here'

*Dude #1 takes an unnecessarily massive hit because he's a theiving asshole*

Dude #2: 'Hey man stop hoking it you chucklefuck, it's not your weed'
hoking by Chucklefuck May 1, 2016
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hoking the guts 

When a Male/Female enters the vagina with there finger,more affectionately known as fingering.(Gut hoking)
Clive was hoking the guts out of some chick last night!
hoking the guts by brolly109 November 13, 2009

Hoking Smerb 

way of saying smoking some herb
Billy: Hey Fred what are you doing?
Fred: Hoking Smerb
Hoking Smerb by Breeze138 September 3, 2009

extreme hiking

Hiking on very steep hills, or in winter, or over 15 miles.
We went extreme hiking up a 45 degree snowy hill & had to dig our boots in but the view was phenomenol to the max!
extreme hiking by Starchylde May 22, 2016

Scott Hoying 

Born September 17, 1991, Scott Hoying is 1/2 of Superfruit and 1/5 of Pentatonix. He has this smooth, rich, melodic voice that makes everybody melt. He's super funny and is a great best friend to Mitch Grassi. On top of that, he's fine as hell and has extremely strong quiff game. Plus, Scott does this cute thing where when he laughs really hard he claps and/or covers his mouth with his hands and it's adorable.
Scott Hoying by Cassie McDaff February 28, 2015

Scott Hoying 

A handsome singer with beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes.
1/2 of the youtube channel "Superfruit"
1/5 of the acapella group "Pentatonix"
Has a strong quiff game.
Woah bruh, that Scott Hoying guy is the best singer I've ever heard omg!
Scott Hoying by AlyTard2000 November 15, 2014

hooking the g 

"Go suck up to Gronk, I'll be here hooking the g to Julian Edelmann." -- Lois Griffin to Peter Griffin
hooking the g by Sampacifica January 15, 2017