hobbing 

To be extremely annoying

Jared was hobbing when he said he was gonna tell on me

hobbing by HobKiller July 8, 2019

Hobbing 

To be extremely annoying

Sister your hobbing for eating my leftovers.

Hobbing by Zadenvhhv July 8, 2019

hobbing off 

A slang term refering to the act of masturbating derived from the name "Hobbs".

Alex's parents walked in on him hobbing off.

hobbing off by Eric Hobbs February 12, 2008

Hobbing The Chow 

A reference to the speed at which food is delivered, usually in a public setting. Sometimes referenced as put a hob on the chow.

This place is really hobbing the chow. Could you please put a hob on the chow?

Hobbing The Chow by universalrundell January 28, 2009

hobbing off 

A slang term taking on the meaning of any sexual act and is derived from the last name "Hobbs".

John: Hey Alex, stop hobbing off over there!

hobbing off by Eric Hobbs January 12, 2009

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch 

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

Hobbsing 

To elevate one's arm and then post it against a wall while somewhat cornering an unsuspecting female, this is usually followed by light conversation and unsuccessful mojo.

Dude, I totally saw you Hobbsing that chica, any luck?

Hobbsing by Kenny Loggins 1852 November 1, 2008