n. a grasp that comes up empty, v. to reach out and attempt to grasp something that is totally unattainable (so-named for Hillary Clinton's annoying pursuit of the Democratic primary long after Barack Obama had realistically sealed the deal).

noun: Stop extending your hillareach. I'll get it for you.

verb: I'm still hoping I can get that promotion, but most of me thinks I'm hillareaching.

hillareach by ChuckChaser69 June 24, 2008

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Hillareeza Clinton

The version of presidential wannabe Hillary Clinton when she is speaking to a black audience.

Hillary Clinton "In America I believe it is important that we reconsider the health care issues of our time"

Hillareeza Clinton "In America, all y'alls need health benefits and shit, no what I'm sayin? That's what I'm talking about,, hollaah"

Hillareeza Clinton by Bubba Spinxx January 3, 2009

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hillaretard

A devoted follower of Hillary Clinton, who has been brainwashed into believing that she isn't a deceitful cuntwhore who's completely full of shit.

I can't believe that Dennis is such a hillaretard. I thought he had something resembling a brain in his head, but I guess I was wrong.

hillaretard by dirtyjeff June 10, 2008

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Hillaried

The act of being killed in such a way as for the death to appear as an intentional suicide. See also "suicided."

Epstein and McAfee were Hillaried.

Hillaried by rbrice July 1, 2021

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