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Hawley-esque 

Used to describe something, usually a phrase or a line in a song, that sounds slightly mystical. Nonsensical on the surface, but when you stop and think about it, it actually makes perfect sense. Usually involves larger words and rolls off the tongue pretty well with a nice rhythm.

This is a commonly noted writing style of red-tied Tally Hall guitarist Joe Hawley.
"Infallible confusion infused" and "I had dreams of grandeur" sound very Hawley-esque.
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Hawkeye Vodka 

The shittiest of all the shitty vodkas proudly drunk by teens, college students and alcoholics of the hawkeye state (Iowa). Hawkeye is well known for its awful taste which leaves your eyes watering and its dangerously low price (A handle can be bought for a mere $10).
"Hey Chad, are we still going to make these pledges drink a whole 750 of Hawkeye Vodka before sunrise? "
Hawkeye Vodka by _Relaxed November 15, 2016

Joe Hawley 

1. (Noun) Known by many names, -- Bung Vulchungo, Mr. Moon, and red tie in Tally Hall -- Joe Hawley is both the hottest man and the most groovy

2. (Verb) An attack performed by Joe Hawley, consists of Joe Hawley running at you while repeatedly saying "Joe Hawley." This has been captured twice, once in the video "Joe Hawley Attack" from Tally Hall, and a second time in the song "Joe Hawley Attacks" by Joe Hawley
1.
-"Bro this beat is so funky - who made it?"
-"Joe Hawley"
2.
-"When Joe Hawley attacks, no one gets out alive"
-"AAAAAH JOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEYJOEHAWLEY
Joe Hawley by bung vulchungo April 25, 2020

riza hawkeye 

A character from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist. Rank First Lt. in the military. Commonly seem by the side of Roy Mustang. Looks best with her hair down. Hottest girl ever that knows how to use a gun to protect her man (roy)
Lt. Hawkeye is the hottest female character in Fullmetal Alchemist.
riza hawkeye by miss_neko March 30, 2005

Keith Haney 

A girlboss, famous, iconic teacher.
oh my god, keith haney is such a girlboss!
Keith Haney by girlboss74 December 3, 2021

Hawkeye Gaming 

Considered to be a MLG-Gaming pro, he is the bomb diggity at Minecraft, and he is a famous youtuber with thousands of subscribers. His specialty in Minecraft is PVP, it was said that he never lost a pvp battle. Usually if he is losing however he just flies away so they can't get him.

Hawkeye Gaming is notorious for not being able to craft an axe. How sad. But his MLG self, people generally don't care about his cons, but look up to his benefits. For example: His unbelievable PVP skills. He's even done a 360 no-scope barrel roll triple flip to take down 6 opponents at once.

Rather than that, he is very, very popular and fans are usually always flocking around him on a daily basis. Many fans are obsessive and would even kill for Hawkeye's signature. Rather than playing Minecraft, he said he plays other games like Day Z and Call of Duty. However there is no actual evidence that he really plays those games, because the only videos he post are Minecraft videos. Other nicknames for Hawkeye Gaming were found to be: Cam, and Poseidon. He has not specified in his videos why he calls himself Hawkeye.
Fan 1: Hey man, did you see Hawkeye Gaming's new video?

fan 2: Hawkeye.... Did you say Hawkeye? HAWKEYE??

fan 1: ....

fan 2: HAAWKEEEEYEE!!!! HAAAAWWKEEEYEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAAAWKEEEEEYEEE!!!!!!!!

fan 1: *runs*

fan 2: *does lunatic sprint after him*
Hawkeye Gaming by coderred March 10, 2015