handmeister

One who uses his hands so dexteriously that he has mastered every way to masturbate.

My middle school son has become a handmeister in my basement.

handmeister by Sommersby May 13, 2017

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Hangmeister

A hangover from too many Jagermeister shots or Jagerbombs.

Jei: "Man, you look rough! Did you go out last night?"
John: "I feel like a truck drove over me! The Jagermeister was flowing like a river last night!"
Jei "Oi, a hangmeister!"

Hangmeister by jei-9 November 9, 2006

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Hoodmeister

An individual who pridefully wears hoodies in unusual settings, such as business meetings, first dates, and anytime between May and September.

Shannon: You like my hoodie?

Mark: It's cool, I just don't know if I would have worn it to a water park.

Shannon: But seriously, do you like my hoodie?

Mark: You are such a hoodmeister.

Hoodmeister by Philippe Candeloro September 11, 2009

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Hunkmeister

A meister of hunkiness; a person (typically male) who has mastered the art of being a hunk. Incredibly handsome, debonair, dreamy, etc. Popular with 14-year-olds. 100% legitimate, hip slang that teenagers totally use.

Opposite of "dweebmeister".

"What a totally phat babe!"
"Yeah, he's a real hunkmeister!"

Hunkmeister by DrFrizzy November 4, 2012