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hammerhawk

A hammerhawk is a male person who,
(a) observes, looks, stares, gazes, whether intentionally or by recklessness, at the exposed or partially exposed genetalia of another man;
(b) encourages, abets, facilitates, compels, whether intentionally or by recklessness, the exposure of his genetalia in a manner reasonably expected to be in the view of other male persons; or
(c) negligently engages in conduct unbecoming of a man.
"Rick is such a hammerhawk! He always checks out my junk in the shower!"

"Yo, that's sheer hammerhawkery!"
hammerhawk by Mike Hart March 26, 2007
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hammerhawk

goin balls deep on a hoe with a violent, spastic disposition.
Andrew: Im gona hammerhawk you hard tonight girl.
Nicole: whats that?!
Andrew: fuck your pussy beyond recognition.

HammerSaw 

You get the two manly-ist tools on the planet and combine them in one..
Therefore you have the manly-ist tool of them all.

This describes, anything manly, pure awesome, cool, rad, sweet, tight or simply add it to any sentence to make it more manly, just because you can.

*warning, overusage may make you a tool or a fag or the manly-ist of them all.
"Hey bro. Did you see the tits on that mamacita? Those shits is HammerSaw!"

or.

"Hey man, did you see that bikers' hog?! He had those fake chrome man balls on the back, that guy is sooo HammerSaw."

"That rav4 just got 90 feet of air off that double double.
Damn, one word.... HAMMERSAW!"
HammerSaw by Taylowww November 5, 2009

Hammermaker Schlemmner

What some people call Hammacher Schlemmer -- the catalogue of somewhat unusual (and usually quite expen$ive) products that's been around since 1848.
Hey Dean! I just got the Holiday 2016 copy of the Hammermaker Schlemmner catalogue, and they have a self-heating bathrobe in it! I think I'll get on the blower and order one right now!
Hammermaker Schlemmner by Telephony November 24, 2016

Hammerhanding 

Carlos wanted to try something new, so he went hammerhanding on himself.
Hammerhanding by panchito lokito October 30, 2011

hammer hawk 

a dude in jail who watchs other in the shower or watchs a guy really close
that man has his eyes on u, i think hes a hammer hawk
hammer hawk by Gage211 January 11, 2008

Hammerjack 

when having sex with a female as the man is about to ejaculate he removes his member and smacks it with incredible force using his penis as a hammer on the women's stomach or ass blowing his load all over her.
while steve was pounding on jills vag he surprised her with a quick hammerjack!
Hammerjack by ap12387 April 7, 2010