haeger 

Its when a girl gives a blowjob and during the act, sneaks her finger into the guy's butthole

This hot chick was blowing me but she decided to give me a haeger, and I jumped up, cutting my dick on her teeth

haeger by Dr. Harris Isbell April 13, 2009

Hangers Hoist 

Aka a pair of shoelaces aka zip ties

Use them on your tits to stop them touching your belly

Use rope or string or anything really. Even wear a bra if you have to

Her: Whats with the shoelaces?
You: I'm going to give you a hangers hoist

Hangers Hoist by Working Class Hero November 25, 2020

Hagerlife 

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

Hagerlife by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Coat-hangered 

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

Coat-hangered by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Pop The Hanger

To go "All in" on a poker hand.

Ryan Lam, it's time to pop the hanger, you have quad aces.

Pop The Hanger by 3volutionMan April 9, 2007

natty hangers 

large natural boobs, breasts or tits

Quinton: Damn, check out that nice set of natty hangers on that broad!

Carl: Shit those are some nice hangers.

natty hangers by Steve Young Jr May 20, 2011

hoegerlasmonique 

A strange feeling that can not be discribed. Many experienced it in life, but since its hardly noticable and hard to explain, only a few know about it.

Dude, did you feel hoegerlasmonique today?

hoegerlasmonique by Cawkz November 25, 2009