grump fuck

Usually not a morning person. A grump fuck will wake up and walk straight to the coffee pot with a pinched face of discomfort due to the fact that a grump fuck is very unhappy to be out of bed. Grump fucks are not restricted to morning hours only, grump fuckieness can happen at all hours of the day. See also bitchead.

Sometimes when I wake up in the morning I look in the mirror and realize I look like a real grump fuck.

grump fuck by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006

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grumpy fucker

Any teacher

He's a grumpy fucker today

grumpy fucker by 420 fuck my bitches March 28, 2015

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grump fuck • grumpy fucker • Grumpafuck • grump • Grump Job • Grump Lumps • grump-a-dump • Grump Bucket • Grump Bump • grump-chomp

Grumpafuck

Grumpy fucker, one who would be considered both grumpy, and is at that same moment, a fucker.

"oh shut up you grumpafuck"

Grumpafuck by Urcuchillay July 26, 2023

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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