grottie

a girl who is gross, but a hottie. She burps, farts, scratches her butt and when she picks her nose or ears yells, "Jackpot!"

Particularly desirable as a girlfriend as she's hot... and being gross herself, she can never be disgusted with you because she is disgusting herself.

Marry her.

You hit the jackpot, brotha! You’ve got a girlfriend who can never get on your case for being disgusting because she’s even more disgusting. Sonny is gross and a hottie. She’s a Grottie!

grottie by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd August 20, 2010

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grottie

Something gross; disgusting

That mans wrinkles are grottie!

grottie by anakko27 July 8, 2009

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Grottie

An adult movie star (Pornstar) who has a brown ass crack (Asshole).
You'll hardly ever see them, but when you see a Grottie you'll be like... "............Oooookkk"

Holy crap theres a Grottie!

Grottie by Porn Magnet July 24, 2006

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teasy ass gritties

A spin off of tig ol' bitties, and derived from greasy ass titties.
Describing the fat greasy man-boobs on an overweight fellow.

Jim: Damnnnn look at you fatty, you're massive! You got some teasy ass gritties, they're bigger than your mom's.

Bruce: Don't make fun of me... I have a glandular problem!

Jim: Then why are you holding a bucket of KFC?

teasy ass gritties by ZmanIsTheMan October 3, 2012