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greenman 

when your low on the greens and your in need of some haze, you call your "greenman" which in simple form is your pot dealer.
Glenn: Bro, wtf are you doing?
Mark: I'm going to call my greenman and smoke a fat blunt.
greenman by tamm!e September 9, 2008

greenman 

completely loved-up with your girlfriend
I am totally greenmanned - Cathy B you are the one for me. Lets have babies, but don't tell Starmers, coz he is such a legend and player and I want to be like him.
greenman by manuel hung October 3, 2003

greenman 

An exotic dancer at gay clubs and bars
ambiguously green and in a body suite, greenman entertained the crowd
greenman by jj85745 October 29, 2009

GreenMan Virus 

When Sama Won’t Stop Greening The Virus Activates (So Run Defense) RUN‼️
GreenMan Virus
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Felching Greenman 

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."