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"Grattering", or having a "gratter" is a term for a person, who uses social networking to meet several girls, and flirt with them all at the same time... Or you can even have individual gratters. To "gratter" you have to know them in some way. It is harmless flirting that means nothing, normally, but in some cases, leads to an actual relationship.
*on msn* Gratter: "Hey baby, you were looking pretty in school today, and you're really nice...:) <3 xx"
Gratter by GratterLol June 13, 2011

gramature night 

when an older woman is hot enough to be a stripper, yet old enough to be someones grandmother
check out that milf, she is hot! i bet she could win the prize money on "gramature night" down at the strip club.
gramature night by jrbsvs April 26, 2008

gramander 

The couple of Percival Graves and Newt Scamander from the movie(s) Fantastic beasts and where to find then. The ship is wildly beloved and drawn by artists.

It great and totally better then Cindis otp!
Gramander is the best ship ever deal with it.

Grampster 

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.
Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!
Grampster by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008
Also known as grammartard and grammatard, this word describes somebody who completely refuses to accept the commonly known grammar rules used in the English language. Most commonly seen in phone texts or online conversations, the offender tends to not notice when this is brought up.
Offender - "i didnt did do that"

Response - " You sir, are a gramatard."
Gramatard by Jahadaz May 8, 2010

gramputer 

a model of a screen or laptop that has the same resolution as the base model but a much larger screen with the target demographic of vision impaired older people.
Check out the size of the screen on Mark's gramputer!
gramputer by djmips2 November 26, 2013