gaybernet 

The sorry excuse for Internet offered by the Motorola Q SmartPhone

Scott, get off that gaybernet and Wikipedia like a real man!

gaybernet by FreddyMcV March 28, 2007

Guybernating

When a guy doesn't leave the house all day long. He just sits around doing guy stuff. e.g. watching sports/porn; playing video games; eating junk food

Man, my girlfriend is out of town this weekend and I just plan on guybernating. Eating pizza, watching the game, some porn and playing GTA4.

Guybernating by johnnynono February 25, 2009

Guybernation 

The phase where a guy has the need to sleep all day for several days. This could be due to a breakup, they constantly have nothing to do, or they're just really lazy.

Similar to Bears and other animals where they sleep for the winter.

Bob: Have you seen Dave lately? I haven't seen him in a bout a week!
John: Yeah, he's in his Guybernation phase.

Guybernation by Larcondos July 10, 2011

gaybert

a gay person named gilbert, who is so stupid he said shaggaginns

ur such a gaybert

gaybert is so freakin gay

gaybert by jessman April 26, 2005

Gaybernation 

The 11 months of the year that the gay people are not parading around all day

Tomorrows pride month’s start the gays are going to come out of Gaybernation

Gaybernation by Slavic Leprechaun May 30, 2023

Gaybert Gillipsy 

Your friend that you have verified is straight but still makes you uncomfortable when he are standing behind you.

Gaybert Gillipsy, don’t touch me there!?!

Gaybert Gillipsy by AnonymouslyAnonymous_NunYaBzns July 25, 2018

Garbennet

Gay pirates from Detroit

Did you see that Garbennet walking into that gay bar with his parrot?

Garbennet by Ben DeRidder May 29, 2008