fuckwatt 

The watt is a derived unit of fuckpower in the International System of Fuck-Units (SIF), named after the Scottish engineer James Watt (1736–1819). The unit is defined as one fuckjoule per second and can be used to express the rate of fuckenergy generation or transfer with respect to time.

In Imperial fuck-units, one fuckwatt is equal to 0.001341 fuckhorsepower or 3.412 fuckBTU/hr.

...and, as the above calculation shows, the resistor dissipates approximately 1.8 fuckwatts at steady-state.

fuckwatt by fuck_dimensional_accuracy November 4, 2015

fuckwatt 

See: idiot

Edwin Cruz is a fuckwatt.

fuckwatt by Anonymous July 16, 2003

FUCKWITTERY 

The art of doing things for the sake of doing things, that don't need to be done.

Over complicating processes just to make your job seem more important is fuckwittery at its best!

FUCKWITTERY by 00486770 April 1, 2021

fuckwater stout 

n.

A term commonly used to refer to an expensive beer that tastes like shit. Usually refers to a beer that only a Hippie will drink so he can prove that he is a Hippie, and to insure there is no confusion with the fact he is a worthless mother fucker.

1.What the fuck Jim.....get the fuck outta here with that fuckwater stout....what the fuck is going on here?

2. Man Im gonna get my swerve on just as soon as I find a few more dollars in change for some dark-brew (fuckwater stout) from these couch cushions.

3. You come in here smellin like petuli one more time and Ill bash your face in with that bottle of fuckwater stout.

fuckwater stout by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

fuckwater taffy 

n.

Semen or a semen derivative that is responbile for leaving a distinct chewy and salty taste in ones mouth after having performed fellatio. Also, used to denote something of little value.

1. No Jade Im outta cigarettes. Could I interest you in some fuckwater taffy?

2. OMMMAGOD! Lisa....you wouldnt have believed it....I almost drown on Ricky's fuckwater taffy.

3. I wouldnt give 3 dollars for that car, it may as well be a nugget of fuckwater taffy.

4. I wish I hadant fallated John, his fuckwater taffy tasted like rotten shit.

fuckwater taffy by The American Boarding School Linguistics Preservation Society October 16, 2006

Fuckwitt 

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.

Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!

Fuckwitt by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Fuckwitticism 

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.

1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.

Fuckwitticism by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010