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Fucktality 

When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
Fucktality by patLanddaveRM December 9, 2008

fuckabilitiness 

Fred:Hey Ferdi, what is the fuckabilitiness of that girl?
Ferdi:Man what the hell is that, her fuckability is 90%.

In this example, we see that the girl's fuckibilitiness is 90%.
fuckabilitiness by Ferdi Tackinlar December 9, 2007

Fucktangle 

A situation with endless problems, one where you're fucked, from every angle.
Last night ended up being a fucktangle.
Fucktangle by pseudonymtis February 27, 2019

fuckability 

A measure of how much you would have sex with a person. Often ranging on a scale of 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest).
Dude, checkout that girl.
Meh, she's not that hot. I'd say... fuckability of about 5.
fuckability by sublimal June 26, 2004

Fucktacular

Adj: Word used to convey a feeling of complete awe; wonder; amazement. Word was coined in the early 2000's by joining 'Fucking Spectacular' into a much easier and shorter word, 'fucktacular'.
Adj: "Watching the New England Patriots win their 2nd Superbowl Championship in 3 years was a truly fucktacular moment."
Fucktacular by Tom Armet October 8, 2004

Fucktillion 

First defined by Pythagorus to mean the number of togas in Ancient Greece, Fucktillion is now commonly used to represent a number one less than infinity.
I was standing next to the sun yesterday and it was a fucktillion degrees!
Fucktillion by Cheese Furburgers September 10, 2010