fuckonade

Something you drink while your having sex

Bob: come on baby let's have some fuckonade

by Jtrapper November 14, 2016

Fuckonami

A slang term used to express Konami's greed. Used usually by people who are criticizing Konami's greedy practices.

Fuckonami , they just implemented a new shady business practice into the new Metal Gear game.

by Fat Guy In Iowa May 7, 2018

fuckheadedness

Having to do with, or the condition of, being fuckheaded.

This fuckheadedness with Iraq has got to stop. But it probably will about a year from now. I know this because I see the future.

by BleezeMonkey August 24, 2003

Fuckheadery

Behavior engaged in (usually repeatedly) by a person of low intelligence, poor judgment, and/or extreme assholery. Such behavior more often than not results in the pissing off of others (although on some occasions it can result in great amusement).

Man I'm sick of his fuckheadery. He kept me waiting for two hours to hear whether we'd hang or not, then texted me saying he was getting freaky with his girlfriend and couldn't chill.

by locutusofdouche February 3, 2010

Fucktrade

When some cocksucker takes over a company and completely fucks up a company's culture. Also can mean an investment gone shitty.

Example 1:
Friend: "Man so you still working at that company?"
Me: "No I quit, the company turned into a total fucktrade."

Example 2:
Friend: "So how is your investment doing?"
Me: "I don't want to talk about it, it was a fucktrade."

by thelittlebitch1988 October 3, 2014

fuckonese

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

by garan garan February 9, 2007

Fucklander

Noun~ to descend from the Auckland region and behave with general "douchery" towards others. Generally considered to have a stick lodged firmly upside ones posterior

Oh look at em, he’s a fucklander

by Rowboat Girlyman November 24, 2017