fuckocracy

The fuckocracy is the system by which power is distributed in many first-world western countries. It’s a basic meritocracy, but instead of individuals with merit weilding power, it is rather based on the manner in which sexual availability dictates who holds power or potential success. Which is to say, the merit one wields is directly proportional to sexual maturity/availability/desirability.

You'll be invisible in the fuckocracy if you're between 40 and 60.

by c3n0byte March 5, 2013

fuckcrazy

Something said or done to you by another person that completely obliterates any or all of the fucks you had left to give for that day, week, or (If the bitch was really asking for it) month. To get some of your fucks back, one can simply whoop that ass any direction they choose; up, down, left, or right. Results may vary.

Girl: "Nah bitch. What your not about to do is come at me sideways with somethin' fuckcrazy. You wanna brawl bitch just say so cause I don't do that bullshit. Takin' about 'I was lookin' yo man'. Hell no, my nigga you got the game so fucked up if you thought that fuckboy was gonna get some. You can keep him."

by RealSh*t December 13, 2014

Cuckocracy

Describing an organisation that only promotes or allows feminazis and cucks in management positions. E.g. Civil Service.

Why do we need diversity training when this place couldn't be more of a cuckocracy?

by Spinflight June 12, 2018

fucktocracy

Refers to a group with disproportionate power and influence over society. Synonymous with Plutocracy

Joe - "Another Bush in the White House? That's the third one!"

Alex - "Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being screwed by the fucktocracy that is the Bush clan."

by knowmaddd April 10, 2011

suckocracy

1. When a nation is ruled by some1 that sucks cock

2. A nation w/ many cock suckers in it

3. when a government offical hires prostitues to satisfy their cock sucking needs

If Hilary Clinton is elected President the United States will become a suckocracy.

by ddd76 March 26, 2008

fucktocracy

a sense of power or prestige built on having screwed other people (either literally or figuratively) within a bureacracy or group.

example 1: Even if the boss likes you, you won't get promoted unless Bob from HR likes you. Otherwise he'll find a way to screw you out of the job. He's got his own little fucktocracy going.

example 2: In our dorm, Stacy gets what she wants from both the men and the women. All the guys want to fuck her and she'll fuck over the women by having sex with their boyfriends if they cross her. She's queen of her own little fucktocracy.

by Steve from Corporate February 6, 2012

fuckcrazy

A word to describe a very high level of crazy/psycho.

"John was fuckcrazy at that party last night."
"Yeah, I know, he was drunk off his ass, and running around naked..."

by SVivacious June 21, 2008