fruitin 

Noun, meaning 'cool homosexual'.

Used amongst homosexuals (or buy homosexual straight-men), it describes the act of someone being not only a faggot, or queer, but a very cool one at that!

Man that guy is so fruitin!

fruitin by gtasghehaeh February 13, 2008

Fruitin 

A retarded unicorn made of cheese that likes to gangrape children with his cheesy horn.

"Daddy, my ass is sore from that Fruitin"

Fruitin by Fudg3Y February 24, 2012

Fruitin' Up 

It pretty much applies when someone or something gets really, really gay.

A phrase coined on the True Capitalist Radio broadcast hosted by "The Man They Call Ghost".

Ghost: Look at all these jerks in the chatroom claiming to be bronies- THEY'RE FRUITIN' UP! LOOK AT THEM!!

Fruitin' Up by Pollos H October 26, 2011

Vladimir Fruitin 

Person who partakes in a high fruit diet

Hello Marsha, would you like some doughnuts?
No thank you, I am a real Vladimir Fruitin this month.

Vladimir Fruitin by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

fruitist 

Someone who believes fruits are superior to vegetables.

To say a carrot is orange, but an orange isn't carrot is fruitist.

fruitist by 3jt October 22, 2011

fruitknocker 

1: A person who knocks fruit.
2: A homosexual.

Maan your a fruitknocker.

fruitknocker by ben August 21, 2003

FruitSnak

Devised by the C & T, Inc., filing system. Anyone, with a stature (height), or mental capacity of less than five feet, three inches.

Little Girl (to Carnie bearing resemblance to Bob from Twin Peaks): Please sir, I'm only an inch too short...can't you let me by this once?
Carnie: mutters FruitSnak...
Little Girl's Mother: *Slaps Carnie.*

FruitSnak by Colin Wheatley September 1, 2007