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freeloker 

Somebody who is both a freegan and a locavore. While not all locavores are freegans and not all freegans are locavores, this special individual is both and thus eats only the food in dumpsters that was locally sourced.
"Why isn't that strange freegan girl eating the nasty old banana I threw in the dumpster? Isn't she hungry? She looks so sick and frail."
"Because she's a freeloker, don't grow bananas 'round here."
freeloker by Lonnie Waterloo October 30, 2013
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Freeloader 

Someone who is happy for other people to buy them things but never pays them back or returns the favour.
Big T is such a freeloader. I always pay for everything and he never pays me back.
Freeloader by MCLF October 15, 2016

freeloaders angst 

A persons' disatisfaction with a product or service that they got for free.
"Man, this couch you've been letting me crash on is lumpy as hell!" "You know, your freeloaders angst is beginning to rub me the wrong way."

Freeloader 

Someone who leeches off others while contributing virtually nothing in return. Usually they are unemployed and/or extremely lazy. They are generally easy to identify from the general public due to their constant requests to borrow other people's money, get rides, or even coming to restaurants with a group, then ordering food and never paying for themselves, etc
James Christopher Koehn is a freeloader, also known as a mooch.

He will break you in more ways than financially. He loves to have that control.
Freeloader by wisernow February 25, 2009

Freeloafer

Someone who goes to an eating establishment and only eats the free bread.
Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "No thanks, I am just going to gave some bread. When you get a chance, can you bring more of it?"

Waiter to manager: "Shit, we got a freeloafer at table 9."
Freeloafer by brodymason November 15, 2013

freeloader 

One who takes advantage of ones generosity and trys to suck as much as possible from them. A freeloader will often times live with someone, eat their food, drive their car, and not pay rent. Will make not attempt living on thier own as they claim they will "do it later" or are "tired". Must be forcefully removed to get rid of them. They never have a job as they quit due to laziness.
Steve: Hey Tim, do you have your own place yet?

Tim: Na I live with my Aunt and Uncle.

Steve: Do you even have a job?

Tim: No they think I have one but I quit. I'll get away with it to beacause I'm sly.

Steve: FREELOADER!!!!!
freeloader by Tigger the Nigger April 10, 2008

Freeloader 

John Willis will eat all your Doritos and drink all your Mountain Dew but gives you nothing in return that makes him a freeloader.
Freeloader by Bob27bob January 2, 2018