floorhead 

When headdesk just won't cut it.

A: I just shoved a pencil up my nose.
B: My sensibility cannot comprehend failure of this magnitude. *floorhead*

floorhead by MoronSonOfBoron October 10, 2008

third-floored 

to be third-floored is to walk by a group and catch the one phrase of their conversation that makes your imagination shut down.

*walking by some people, minding own buisness, from the group: "It had FEET on its HEAD, okay?" *to yourself-"third floored."

*heard over a crowd: "and i said, use a condom before you rape me!"

*as you walk by some people, they hear: "but humans aren't meat flavored goo! oouuchh, they were third-floored"

third-floored by clearing up December 7, 2009

Third-floored 

One is third floored when one hears exactly the wrong part of another's conversation.

Person 1-"Hot chocolate is really good, it's like angel blood."

Person 2 hears only "ANGEL BLOOD!"

Person 2 is third-floored

Third-floored by The saltsman & Hollandaise December 8, 2009

floored 

A term describing the state of being saturated in a particular emotion. To be stunned or overwhelmed in this particular emotion so substantially that it ties up a measurable amount of mental resources. Sometimes can result in fatigue until the vexing complex is resolved. Usually associated with a NEGATIVE emotion unless otherwise noted.

Metaphorically similar to being held down to the floor by a force great enough that it takes a good deal of time to escape.

"I was completely floored all day after speaking to my doctor."

"After I broke up with Jenny I felt floored for weeks."

"I'm completely floored right now, I have no idea what I'm going to do."

floored by Creamy Lee January 1, 2009

foothead

One whose head measures a foot or more in height

Dude, check out that foothead!
Fuck. His head's bigger than a big sandwich!!

foothead by James Bassett Symons May 28, 2009

FLOYDHEAD 

One who is addicted to the Pink Floyd!

All Floydheads love "The Floydian Propulsion Project" artistic electronica remix CD only available at www.FLOYDHEAD.com. WORD!

FLOYDHEAD by www.FLOYDHEAD.com August 6, 2003

forheadlandia 

forheadlandia is a very well known country on the outskirts of the Bermuda triangle it has been given its name because the 3 kings (zakariya hajnur, abdurasak mohammed, and nasreldin alabbas) have massive foreheads.

forheadlandia is the best country in the world

forheadlandia by Urban nasictionary October 9, 2020