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Chris killed fourteen people last week , made a pregnant lady cry yesterday and made me write this today. What a flexopath!
flexopath by BazookaJoe117 January 6, 2018
Why fletch?
An overused phrase in the MMORPG Oldschool Runescape during fights against the Wintertodt boss. Only newcomers and trolls use it.
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Wintertodt is a group boss for which there is even a special server, world 309. At all times there are hundreds of players playing against Wintertodt. The boss is killed by feeding burning braziers with logs that can additionally be fletched for more reward points with the cost of decreased experience. Experience is commonly more valued, which leads inexperienced players into asking why so many fletch logs. The overused question is commonly parodised by asking: "Why fletch?"
Player 1: "How do I get enough points for a crate?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Player 2: "Dood fletch"
Player 3: "Why fletch?"
Player A: "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
Player B: "Joel on Skype"
Player C: "Why fletch?"
Why fletch? by Sukoforiko August 7, 2018
C.T. Fletcher
High society bodybuilding trainer, former 6 times world champion from Compten, California, well known for his very sensitve and tender, but clear statements.
Guy on the bench:
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. I need to stop lifting this weight because my dick itches and my diapher is wet! I wanna go home looking some tv sucking on some bon bons.
C.T. Fletcher:
WTF!! YO MUTHAFUCKING PUNK DARE TO TELL SUCH MUTHAFUKIN SHIT??
YO MUTHAFUKA HAVE NO EXCUSES ....I COMMAND YO TO WORK YOUR GOODDAMN FUCKIN ASS OFF..
NO MATTER WHAT...
IT IS STILL YO MUTHAFUCKING SET!!
GOT THAT MUTHAFUCKA?
C.T. Fletcher by Andrew68 September 4, 2013
Felton-ator
(Pronounced: Fel-ton-aye-tor)
A Feltonator refers to actor Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in "Harry Potter" as simply calling him "Tom Felton" is not enough.
This is because he:
1. Has blonde hair with an English accent.
2. Eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. Has a wand in his pants (or pocket).
He is also secretly evil as he swoons young female "Harry Potter" fans off their feet by simply existing.
A Feltonator refers to actor Tom Felton, who plays Draco Malfoy in "Harry Potter" as simply calling him "Tom Felton" is not enough.
This is because he:
1. Has blonde hair with an English accent.
2. Eats pizza in foreign countries.
3. Has a wand in his pants (or pocket).
He is also secretly evil as he swoons young female "Harry Potter" fans off their feet by simply existing.
Felton-ator by ginnytramp July 11, 2011
Flet
A unit of measurement describing the resonance of a fart. One flet can be described as an individual "pop" in a fart. The word is derived from the sound a "fret" make as a finger passes down the neck of a guitar.
Flet by Colosseros January 1, 2015
Tom Fletcher
He is the one of the lead vocals for McFly, MOST AMAZING BAND IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD! he is cute. he got a new haircut and looks cuter than ever. but must admit not hotter than my love danny jones. but all mcfly boys are sexy
Tom Fletcher by ELLENLOVESMCFLY October 14, 2008