flabage

When you have fat flabs on your stomach back and thighs

That guy has some serious flabage

flabage by The King of Rocking May 18, 2014

flabacertatuaxious 

When you are flabbergasted but curious in the time time.

"Woah that story is pretty cool but I'm a little flabacertatuaxious. Explain it a little more and keep the story going it sounds amazing I wanna hear more."

flabacertatuaxious by Zantetsuken January 22, 2022

flakage 

n. the behavior of an unreliable person, aka flake; the result of flaking

"I think I'm going to stop using Craigslist to sell stuff because the flakage factor is getting out of control. Too many no-shows."

flakage by Koobs June 4, 2007

flabbage 

The free flowing excess skin and fat typically seen on an obese person.

The chick at the bar thought she looked hot, but her flabbage was leaking out over the waist of her tight pants.

flabbage by JGMcD May 6, 2007

flabagasted 

When something blows you away so much as to make you actually gasp.

1. I was flabagasted, I was blown away... I just gasped...

2. What was he? He was FLABAGASTED!

3. I'm flabagasted! I actually gasped!

flabagasted by Wrath Sairou March 10, 2011

Flabbages 

Cabbage like Fungal growths often found growing inbetween the blubberous fat rolls of humans. In chronic conditions the victim can develop a flabbage patch i.e. amass so many flabbages, that crop like rotation takes place, this is the final stage in the condition. As of yet there is no cure for this common human ailment. Most scientist and doctors suggest a dose of 'get off your fat arse and lose some weight' in order to help the condition

Notes:-
Not for use in cuisine (Fatal and will result in death if consumed),

Can be sexually transmitted from person to person as a very aggressive STI.

"Peter Rabbit never knew the difference between cabbages and flabbages, until he strayed in to Farmer Mcgregors wifes flabbage patch and was lost forever"

"I shagged the fat chick a few nights ago, and now I have a flabbage patch growing all over my crotch"

Flabbages by Moor Bear February 18, 2010

flabagasted 

i think its spelled like that
flabagasted means u are stuck for words and dont no what to say

I was completely flabagasted

flabagasted by Stef S August 4, 2005