feltchwad

A lowlife politically appointed worker.

He looks like a Cook County feltchwad!

by Ozzyfan August 18, 2009

feltchwad

A despised or contemptible person.

That feltchwad in Marketing stole credit for all my hard work!

by ziggyzaggy August 7, 2009

Felchwarbling

Fel.ch.war.bler.
The act of extracting and gargling with the contents of someones anus after it has been drilled and filled by a tag team of dirty feckers during a gang bang. Typically seen on Redtube..

Dorothy used a straw to suck the mank from Tracy's brutalised purple bum hole before giving a Felchwarbling rendition of god save the queen.

by Rick the Morgan August 27, 2008

Feltched Snowball

The act of giving someone a snowball after feltching them.

Al lovingly gave Bill a feltched snowball for allowing him the pleasure of anal intercourse.

by skin January 17, 2004

felchwank

Like felching but the guy doing the felching also has to jack off another guy at the same time.

Noto asked his friend Diablo if he wanted a felchwank. Diablo said yes but only if Cowboy could join and get jacked off. All 3 had fun apparently.

by ToeJam67 March 8, 2015

feltchasaur

An gross old ropesucker that enjoys feltching every juice filled anus he can get his lips on.

Greg: I got high last night and let the rugby team cream pie my asshole last night. That feltchasaur Andrew emptied my hole for me thank goodness.

by Spoonyt69 February 22, 2022

feltchamuffin

Where you eat the dirty dick nut outta the cooter of a husky woman...

I saw that guy the other day - he gave Sharon a feltchamuffin

by Capn DiCrunch October 6, 2023