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failentologist 

some one who fails at almost every thing
rob: did you get my coffee?
tim:sorry i forgot...
a few hours later:
rob:so tim forgot my coffee this morning
jimmy: tim is such a fucking failentologist!
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felendir 

The gay ass attitude that one has when your parents beat you and your friends don't actually like you.
"Nick, your dad is a fucking hitman, so stop being felendir."

"I don't want to come over, your dad scares the fuck out of me, so stop being felendir."
felendir by Toddenhammer January 15, 2009

Failenware 

When your Alienware computer decides to fail. This happens by not starting at all, freezing constantly, or giving one a "disc read error." You are fucking stupid if you buy a Failenware.
Fuck, my Failenware won't start again and I called customer support and they didn't help with shit...again.
Failenware by Jklo June 22, 2008
Faillenn is an irish unisex name but mostly girls have it and it means young wolf and superiority; descended from a ruler,

An outgoing girl who loves talking about sports and being crazy. Will do anything to be herself but has trouble finding witch self she likes better of the two. She aways seams to be happy and can make a smile creep up even when you are going though the saddest things. Pretty but never wants to say so and can make a guy the happiest guy in the world,even without sex. Failenn is smart and super strong able to almost brake someones arm bones. Also is a total tom-boy and that makes here even better because she less dramay.
Failenn is the bomb.
Failenn by jabjab January 10, 2013
Felien is girl that fancys a fuck from time to time.
Felien: "hey fancy a fuck?"
felien by xXTherminatorXx December 23, 2017

Failenoscopy 

When all the sedation for your colonoscopy fails and you start singing in soprano when they put in the hose with the camera
I went for another 10 year failenoscopy. Sucked just like the one ten years ago.
Failenoscopy by Momma_1 July 1, 2019