fauxhole

A person that acts like an asshole when around certain people but is really too nice to be one. A "fake asshole."

In front of people he doesn't know, Bob acts like an asshole but he's really just a fauxhole when it's just the two of us.

fauxhole by kmccabe73 January 9, 2008

Fauxsole 

Faux consoling. Offering pity without meaning it.

She: These damn gloves leave dye under my fingernails.

He: Oh, honey I'm so sorry.

She: Don't fauxsole me, Asswipe. You don't have to go to work with dirty fingernails

Fauxsole by SpicyMuffin December 24, 2009

Fauxdolences 

False condolences; condolences offered by one swept away by others offering condolences without truly knowing the tragedy; condolences offered in ridicule.

"My condolences on the loss of your cupcake"
"Shut up with your fauxdolences, you ate it!"

"Fauxdolences on your loss of the Peterman account. I understand you fell asleep during the meeting?"
"Yeah, I was up all night Kirlinbooking."
"Tough break, now I get a go at it."

Fauxdolences by ericasisland February 18, 2013

fauxhoe

someone (typically a girl) that dresses, acts, and talks like a hoe.. but theyre a virgin. Fauxhoes can and will be mistaken as a hoe.

Damn bitch i know you a virgin but you got a miniskirt on with fishnet stockings and you showing your cleavage. not to mention over dramatic hair and makeup. Such a fauxhoe

fauxhoe by dreamworkteamtwerk September 14, 2015

Fauxholiday 

1. A holiday technically recognized by some national organization, but mostly leveraged for marketing purposes, most notably on social media.

2. Stupid holidays celebrated only by brands on social media

Example: National insert food day, national insert profession appreciation day, etc.

Brand: I need more likes on my Facebook page.
Marketer: Let's use a fauxholiday like National Donut Day to give away free donuts in exchange for Facebook likes.

Fauxholiday by MadMarketeer October 10, 2014

Faxhole 

n. The person who trys to send a fax to your landline.

Every time I answer the phone, my eardrum gets blown out because some faxhole won't give up.

Faxhole by Pundummy April 30, 2020