fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.

Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.

fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011

Finalitis 

The condition suffered by students during the week of finals. Common symptoms usually include chronic headache, narcolepsy, and cravings for cheap mexican food.

"Joey can't seem to keep his eyes open, those tests must have given him some bad finalitis."

Finalitis by Garexus June 6, 2007

fabulitis

Self-inflicted foot discomfort caused by wearing fabulous, but uncomfortable shoes.

Brianne looked amazing in those heels, but by the end of the night fabulitis had set in once again.

fabulitis by rawhouns March 14, 2011

fapalicious 

The definition of something or someone so irresistible, that you cannot help but feel the urge to masturbate.

Did you see the tight ass on that lady? She's definitely fapalicious.

fapalicious by Jehovah Josh December 14, 2008

Failitis

A disease where one epically fails. As of 8-16-10, there is no cure of failitis. The senseis of the Awkward Silence Academy are currently trying to find a cure.

He totally has failitis

Failitis by cong98 August 16, 2010

cranial fecalitis 

Shit for brains. Cranial- pertaining to the head. Fecal- Pertaining to excrement. -itis: this is added in order to make the word more medically appropriate. Not to be confused with -itis in reference to the drowsy after effect of eating a large meal.

I think John got some cranial fecalitis!

What are you suffering from, cranial fecalitis?

cranial fecalitis by zdarius February 10, 2010

fapality 

Instant orgasm due to very erotic porn pics

I had planned a nice and lazy fap session but as soon as I saw your pic Fapality happened

fapality by Fatso McFatydude June 7, 2018