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5 levels of fatness 

created by Gabriel Iglacious. big, healthy, husky, fluffy, DAMN!!!! (and OH HELL NO!!!!!) there was origianlly 5 but now there are 6.
what level do you think that guy is?

on the 5 levels of fatness...he's a OH HELL NO!! SHUT THE ELEVATOR!!!!
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Hot Fatness 

This term identifies those individuals who despite their obesity and/or other types of oversized body parts continue to display a level of hotness that surpasses most expectations. This subset of culture maintains a fresh fashion look, and never hesitates to wear tight fitting tops/bottoms , high heels , and any other accessory sometimes dubbed "unfit" for such a person. They will most likely maintain a good skin complexion, beautiful hair , and a pretty mouth. It is not uncommon to find these lovely ladies at work, on the go, or at a club.
While on lunch break John and Venkat were discussing bland topics when the latest new hire entered the room. John said to Venkat "check out hot fatness looking sexy in that skirt that's 2 sizes too small". Venkat replied "weird how she can look so good with her clothes on, I'd hit that".
Hot Fatness by Dman5000 February 20, 2013
to steal or take something from someone
example 1.

boy: girl i know you didn't just faness my shades?
girl: they clearly in my hand aint they?

example 2.
guy1: aye bruh i just fanessed this iPhone from the teacher!
guy2: lehh go!! i would sell that shit for $300!!!
faness by lil'bitakaMS September 5, 2011
An intense situation that consists of a fun activity.
A combination of the words "fun" and "madness."
"Dude! You should have been at the Dr. Manhattan concert last night!"

"I know! I heard it was absolute fadness, for sure!"
fadness by Stevey :) June 21, 2008
that jump he made off the ramp was total fatness!
fatness by nitro June 30, 2004

Faggness 

When a homeboy be talking some of that weird shit and don’t be taking any of it back. Being brave as hell for a dumbass with a double digit IQ
Bruh Deandre, you be radiating fuckin’ faggness