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eyecrometer

A fictional tool employed when measuring something to within a degree of "close enough" by eye.
This isn't the space shuttle- my eyecrometer will be accurate enough to get it done.
also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.
coach, " ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters."
rowers, "FML"
Ergometer by a rower May 17, 2009

Epometer 

The meter in which the win or fail of an action is measured. 100 = Epic Win 0 = Epic Fail
" Did you see that ninja do the backflip?"
"Yeah, it was a 100 on the Epometer!"
Epometer by oohshinyninja January 12, 2010
rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training
Coach: Alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
Crew: .........Damn
ergometer by IrishGodBrody February 9, 2008

eyeopener 

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.
I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.
eyeopener by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeopener special 

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.
Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?
eyeopener special by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008