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explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

PS2 Expansion Bay Hiding Spot 

On a PS2 (the fat model) there is an empty slot in the back meant to put in a hard drive and network adapter, this empty spot can be accessed by taking off the network adapter or cover on the back. This is a great place to hide stuff like your weed, cigarettes/cigars, cans of snuff, small flasks, money and electronic devices etc. It's a great hiding spot because nobody will think to look for anything strange in there(just make sure to close up the back after) and no one will suspect a thing!
Person 1:"I need to hide this herb somewhere for a bit!"
Person 2:"Put it in my PS2"
Person 1:"How the fuck would i do that?"
Person 2: -opens the back- "See?'
Person 1:"ABSOLUTELY PERFECT!!!"
Person 2:"Yeah the good ol' PS2 expansion bay hiding spot trick!"

eskimo explosion 

To wear a strapon backwards like a tail, then have sex with two girls doggy style with one fluid motion, periodically switching sides.
GUY 1: "Dude, I had an eskimo explosion with sara and jen yesterday!"

GUY 2: "Right on, man!"
eskimo explosion by DerpSauron June 18, 2014

Lord explosion murder 

It’s pretty appropriate for a soon-to-be Hero, worship Katsuki for he is the savior uwu
“What? Lord Explosion Murder was taken by the league of villains? How?!”

Explosion Wednesday 

Every Wednesday a popular Youtuber, WeezyWaiter, makes a video involving many explosions. He's contemplating whether or not to make this a thing.
Clone: Hey, Craig! Can I be in explosion Wednesday?

Craig: No. Get back to the alligator pit. And bring Stoner Michael Phelps with you.

ExpansionAttemptiosis 

when you have a hard feeling that needs to be rubbed using AN expensive variety of petroleum jelly.
WOW last night i went through a ExpansionAttemptiosis.