enemployed 

From the words enema and employed, a person whose job it is to give enemas.

In this time of economic trouble and unemployment, the only way John Doe was able to get a job was to become enemployed at the Constipation Clinic down the street.

enemployed by The Nelius January 25, 2010

shake hands with the unemployed 

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

shake hands with the unemployed by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Unemployed Behavior 

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.

He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior

Unemployed Behavior by ttaasss June 16, 2023

shaking hands with the unemployed 

jerkin off

My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

shaking hands with the unemployed by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003

Self-employed 

working for oneself

I work for mself I'm self-employed

Self-employed by Marlooo June 20, 2019

Pre-unemployed 

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.

I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment

Pre-unemployed by jesride January 11, 2010

Self-Employed Model 

Prostitute, Hooker, Whore

Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model

Self-Employed Model by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005