enemployed
In this time of economic trouble and unemployment, the only way John Doe was able to get a job was to become enemployed at the Constipation Clinic down the street.
enemployed by The Nelius January 25, 2010
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shake hands with the unemployed by Alexandra July 29, 2004
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Unemployed Behavior
An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.
Unemployed Behavior by ttaasss June 16, 2023
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shaking hands with the unemployed by Hairy Palmer January 24, 2003
Pre-unemployed
I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.
See funemployment
See funemployment
Pre-unemployed by jesride January 11, 2010
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Self-Employed Model by BTLS Fan September 21, 2005
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