emoite 

Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.

God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.

emoite by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

emotenuse 

Derived from the mathematical term "hypotenuce," it is the longest side of the right-angle triangle formed by the standard emo haircut; the sloped line covering one or both eyes created by the backward, angular mullet favored by emo clones.

The length of an emo crybaby's emotenuce can be calculated with the formula A squared plus B squared equals C squared; C being the variable representing the length of the emotenuse.

emotenuse by Marcus Solomon November 8, 2007

emotetry 

trite and overly emotional poetry usually describing heartbreak.

I can't stomach anyone else's emotetry, much less my own.

emotetry by screaminian January 22, 2011

emote only

A term used and yelled by the one and only YourRage when some wacky shit happens.

"transgender girl"

EMOTE ONLY EMOTE ONLYYY

emote only by SHLEEF SHLOX 44 June 4, 2021

emoteahobag 

One who uses emotes or "emoticons," extensively in online speach. It is often to a ridiculous degree, to the point where they make more faces than words.

Allison was being an emoteahobag in the chatroom, so we had to kick her out.

emoteahobag by cool4dude April 28, 2005

emote control 

The ability to stay silent when surrounded by morons pontificating on subjects they know nothing about

- I'd have thought Daniel would have added his two penny worth by now
- By the look on his face and the blood coming from his mouth, I'd say he's using emote control

emote control by Daniel Connolly April 25, 2007

R LAUGH EMOTE XD 

THE SOUND DRAVEN DOES WHEN HE CARVES U UP iRL WITH HiS AXES AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHA

I WAS R LAUGH EMOTE XD ING WHEN DRAVEN SLIT HIS THROAT

R LAUGH EMOTE XD by iLL MiNDED DRÄVEN XD June 5, 2018