dumbuh

When it's more than dumb... it's DUMBUH.

(the normally-silent "B" is pronounced, and "uh" is tacked on the end of it to emphasize the irritation in the speaker's voice)

MOM: "Why don't you want to go on the Harry Potter ride?"

8-YEAR-OLD BOY: "I don't wanna go on the Harry Potter ride because it's DUMBUHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

dumbuh by Buster T. Foodcube June 11, 2011

suck a dick dumbshit 

popularized by Sarah Lynn this common phrase is a respectful way to wish someone well when leaving a situation.

"My new catchphrase will be: Suck a dick dumbshit!"

suck a dick dumbshit by SmoontyLoverLexi May 31, 2017

dumbphoning

When a person with an outdated smartphone, compromises their life to work around the phone’s limitations.

"This guy on the train was dumbphoning so hard that the whole carriage could hear him getting dumped through his busted speaker phone."

dumbphoning by chepsyd January 31, 2019

dumbshit.wbk

a funny meme page owner, most amazing insta acc 2021, owned by big dick energy, mayar.

person: do you follow dumbshit.wbk?
other person: obviously theyre the reason i still have insta
person: hahaha

dumbshit.wbk by mayar’s lover June 24, 2021

Dumbulance 

The equivalent of an ambulance, but instead of sick people, a dumbulance carries dumb people away.
Dumbulance originates from the TV Series, Trailer Park Boys, in an episode in which half-witted Corey and Trevor are shot at, and when they plead for an ambulance, an angry Ricky retorts that they ought to instead be picked up by the dumbulance.

A: (Spills on herself)

B: Do you need a fucking bib or something? You're 16! I'm going to call the dumbulance on you!

Dumbulance by Maddox's Alphabet March 27, 2009

dumbphone 

(n) Opposite of smartphone. A cellphone which has little or no advanced features such as a large, bright screen, or applications such as Email and Web browsing.

Cingular wanted to sell me a $399 Pocket PC with an $80-a-month unlimited voice and data contract, but I told them to stick it. I bought a free-after-rebate dumbphone instead.

dumbphone by flyingfish November 25, 2006

dumbhead 

A head that is dumb.

"You're a dumbhead!"
"Look who's talking, dumbhead!"

dumbhead by Shaka, Zulu Warrior May 22, 2006