douchesense 

The ability to detect the presence of a douche-bag.

Dude, my douchesense is tingling.

douchesense by manbearpig42 February 23, 2011

Douchetender 

A douche bartender

That douchetender is a self-proclaimed expert of bourbons, but has tried only two of 40 bourbons in the bar.

Douchetender by Gigi S. January 21, 2020

Douchenese 

Official Language of the Douche

Yea i cant understand you , i dont speak Douchenese

Douchenese by LBau November 30, 2010

doucheweasel

Someone who is a jerk; someone resembling a vaginal discharge and looks like a weasel

All of my teachers are doucheweasels.

doucheweasel by borderjumper March 10, 2004

Douchesse 

A female douchebag.

Look at the douchesse, she got orange fake tan, fake two tone blond hair and a duck face!

Douchesse by SyllyGrrl1 December 19, 2010

Douchecenso 

A person whom is both a huge douche and lacks common sense.
A friend incapable of formulating intelligent thoughts and at the same time is a complete douche.
A person whos douche level far exceeds that of the second largest douche in the room.

God mikey this party would be so much better if you werent being such a douchecenso.
I thought douche carmody was in the room the that douchecenso showed up.

Douchecenso by Alpha zeta June 3, 2009

Doucheneese 

a nationality that acquires a set of fake testicles, by influence of either alcohol or throne room.

Why does Shinobi being such a prick lately? Why is he constantly bashing mini when he is obviously smaller, and not so KoC savvy?

Well, its cause he is Doucheneese.

Doucheneese by KoC Reaper July 5, 2012