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Douchelord 

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.
His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.
Douchelord by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchelord 

There are douches, and then there is the douchelord, who is the douchiest of all the douches.
Girl 1: He thinks he can get all the girls in the school.

Girl 2: No way! What a douchelord!
douchelord by ilovechickenalot March 18, 2011

Douchelord 

King/queen of douchbags
Kriya is a douchelord! :)
Douchelord by Ravi.V June 13, 2011

douchelord 

someone that is the king of all douches, total prick, and may have the name Brad.
The douchelord Brad walked to his home on wheels.
douchelord by queenie 22 May 10, 2011

Douchelord 

Someone who is arrogant, and selfish, does what they want at all cost to others feelings etc., and has a false sense of self perception! manipulative bastards who see women as little more then sexual objects. they will pretend to the perfect guy, spend money on women, and do any form of manipulation to get what they want from a woman. insensitive, controlling, and will treat women like sex objects. This person is a man's man, guys rule, he will also get his friend's to participate in his games that he play's with women. The consequential bad friend, the one who ruins others relations for his own purpose, and self gain. A douchelord is the person who will gain what they want at all cost, to anyone, friends,family, and especially women. This person is king of all douche's.
Did you see that tammy and max are divorcing? I guess max was out with his friend derek again,and they went to the club, and stayed out all night. I guess max cheated again. He only does this when he is with that douchelord friend of his, derek!

Do not go home with dane. He is only being nice to you, and buying your drinks, so he can take you home and sleep with you. He is a such a douchelord!
Douchelord by micka73 December 9, 2012

douchelord 

The douchiest of all the douchebags in existence, not just on Earth. Their douchiness is so great they can be seen as not only royalty compared to other douches, but a God. Basically douchebaggery could be its own religion, as many religions have some idol that believers worship.
Jack: Did you see what happened to Joey at the bar last night? He got super drunk, picked up and banged four girls, including a transgender woman, got into a bar fight and got arrested.
Mike: Dude, I saw. What a douchelord.
douchelord by Sarcastic_Dickhead August 11, 2017