douch meister 

The co-leader of a douchnozzel

Dude, did you see Tom today?
yea man, he's a freaking douch meister!

douch meister by soNOTdouchnozzel May 27, 2010

Douche Meister 

Someone who shouts stereotypical douche bag nonsense across a room to their other douche bag buddy

douche bag 1: Oh man, you see that chick?? Ima nail me some of that tonight bro!!
Douche bag 2: HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!!

Guy 1: what the hell are these douche meisters doing saying this crap out loud
Guy 2: there just douche meisters

Douche Meister by that guync30 May 27, 2010

der douche meister 

The douche of all douches. He is The Supreme Douche. All other douches, even The King of All Douches, are subservient to him, for his douchiness is beyond all others.

Dude! Look at Dick! He's being such a douche he can only be The Supreme Douche. No one could be more douchy than Dick. He's clearly der douche meister.

der douche meister by speedshift September 16, 2014

douchemeister 

A person in a position of power that is both incompitent and a total asshole. He/She blames you for there mistakes, but there is nothing you can do about it because they're your boss.

My boss is such a frigin douchemeister! He made me come in on my day off so he could go golfing!

Mr. Skinner is a goddamn douchemeister! He gave me an F because he lost my exam!

douchemeister by thejuggernautbitch!!!!!!!! August 6, 2009

douchemeister 

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

That kids a total douchemeister

douchemeister by THE TOTAL DOUCHE... February 25, 2005

douchemeister 

Part of speech- Noun
1- Someone who sucks at life a lot

2- Mac Woeste

3- see douche

4- Jonah G and Josh W
That kids a total douchemeister

Mac & Josh are total douchemeisters.

douchemeister by I C U P February 28, 2005