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Something bad, or something that doesn't perform as espected.
My new phone is absolute dogwank. It's useless.
Dogwank by Boniitti May 19, 2018
The word 'dogwank' defines to a persons' skill in a specific activity of their choice. In this case, dogwank means really, quite tragic, diabolical, you name it, anything bad.
when someone plays football and messes up almost every time attempting a skill move e.g a roulette, " Mate, His skills are absolute dogwank!!"
dogwank by jacobdmay July 7, 2017

Dogtanian and the 3 Muskerhounds 

Shown during the 1980's Dogtanian was quite simply the finest cartoon series ever to grace Britain's television screens. Based on the novel 'The Three Musketeers' by Alexandre Dumas, it follows Dogtanian as he travels to Paris to train as a Muskerhound. Upon arriving in Paris Dogtanian soon befriends Porthos, Athos & Aramis and they have many adventures together while Dogtanian works towards becoming a Muskerhound.
"Did you see Dogtanian yesterday?"

"No, sorry I was doing homework."

"God, you're pathetic. Don't even look at me."

dogtania 

A person who loves dogs and practically lives with them and sleeps with them also this person has a number of dogs
That dogtania man
dogtania by jhatt101 September 7, 2016

Dogtanian 

a person who partakes in sexual activities with large dogs of any kind, just to satisfy their beastly needs
you were in the back seat of your car the windows were quite steamy but i could just see a dog on your lap it was clear you were a dogtanian
Dogtanian by leonBRAP February 19, 2009

dogtannian 

A person who interferes with dogs in a sexual way.
A man who is a dogtannian sticks a penis up its arse.
dogtannian by Diltexsamhow September 7, 2008