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Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

dogfaced 

extremely harsh looking.Worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends.
dogfaced by Mel Humberstone July 8, 2003

dogtag on dogtag

Slang for sexual relations between soldiers. This can also mean any kind of romantic relationship, as well, provided that both partners are in the military (and of opposite sexes, in accordance with the laws of the UCMJ).
"D's dating another medic... man, that guy is really into dogtag on dogtag action."

dogwagger 

a person who initiates or participates in a conversation and moves it to an intentional, deliberate, and planned conclusion without the express knowledge of the other conversationalist. i.e. the tail is wagging the dog, not the other way around- the dog is wagging the tail.
Be careful around him, he is a dogwagger. (Go see the movie Wag the Dog.)
dogwagger by Cost February 3, 2007
Porn production company and website, dedicated to interracial porn

Yes, it's spelled correctly like that - Dogfart
Dogfart network is full of white chicks stuffed with black dicks
Dogfart by dildo777 March 15, 2022
Slang term referring to U.S Army infantryman in World War II.
A song titled Dogface soldier was written in 1942 by Cpl. Bert Gold and Lt. Ken Hart
dogface by JD1215 July 2, 2006