dictionay 

a black girl that knows long words..

White Girl: Eyy, Dictionay.!
Dictionay: Hey, what is up home girl.?
White Girl: Define this big word bietch.
Dictionay: Alright, what you got.?
White Girl: antidisestablishmentarianism
Dictionay: What the fuck. Damn that's long.
White Girl: That's What She She Saiddd.
Dictionay: Shut up. Well anyways, the word means the doctrine or political position that opposes the withdrawal of state recognition of an established church used especially concerning the Anglican Church in England. Opposed to disestablishmentarianism.
White Girl: Oh shit, you know dat.?!
Dictionay: Shoot, course bietch.

dictionay by Dictionayyy247 August 14, 2009

Uban Dictionay 

You retard who can't spell

I went on Uban Dictionay last night
You really are stupid aren't you?

Uban Dictionay by Pizza28 January 22, 2011

Urban Dictionay 

The dank meme version of Urban Dictionary.

I went to Urban Dictionay to look at some spicy dank memes.

Urban Dictionay by Manuele Pepe October 10, 2017

Typo Dictionary 

A curated dictionary that includes typos of dictionary words and slang words.

I found the correct spelling of the word after referring to a typo dictionary.

Typo Dictionary by Teleportr January 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary Dumbass 

Someone who writes Urban Dictionary definitions about themselves, or people who they know, but who are not famous. Esp. when those definition is "*insert name here* is very cool and attractive."

Person 1: Hey! Jeremiah defined himself on Urban Dictionary!
Person 2: What an Urban Dictionary Dumbass...

Urban Dictionary Dumbass by Snowskeeper February 25, 2013

Your Name On Urban Dictionary

Your opportunity to go on Urban Dictionary and make a super flattering, overly embellished definition describing the name you carry.

Peter: See? You can put Your Name on Urban Dictionary, and make a definition for it.

Steve: Says here “Peters” are the sweetest, kindest men.

Peter: Damn right.

Steve: That’s bullshit, though. Cause you’re a piece of shit.

Peter: Yeah, but putting this down helps me and other Peter’s feel better about ourselves.

Your Name On Urban Dictionary by Chuds McGee October 1, 2019

masturbating to the dictionary 

A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.

i.e.
txt msg exchange
Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.

Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?

masturbating to the dictionary by runninghighkid August 4, 2018