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DickWipe 

The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
DickWipe by Tommysalami May 23, 2008

dickwipe 

v.: dickwiping
p.p.: dick wiped
title: dickwiper
adj.: dickwipe

v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital.

adj. same concept as asswipe,

a coward
a dumbass
a shit head
a fuckhead
an idiot
a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals

"ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you.

p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants.

title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper"

adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
dickwipe by Axel Sel December 21, 2013

Dickwipe 

A person who is extremely rude and/or hated
Oh here comes the Dickwipe...

I wouldn't go near him, he's a dickwipe.
Dickwipe by Epi Rentis December 28, 2017

DickWipe 

"Stop pushing me you dickwipe"
DickWipe by Nah KK November 22, 2019

Dickipedia 

A billionaire who uses their money to ruin a website
Johnny: “Hey, remember when Elon Musk bought and ruined Twitter?”

Lauren: “Oh yeah. He’s such a Dickipedia.”
Dickipedia by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Human Dickipede 

When a bunch of guys get together and insert their dicks into each others butts, forming a "semen into my ass, whilst i ejaculate into this guy's ass" effect. Dildos are optional if the participants for whatever reason aren't male.
Man, that was one killer orgy last night. Did you see that human dickipede in the corner? Crazy...
Human Dickipede by Flanicorn March 2, 2015