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dick-beaters 

(noun) Slang term referring someone's hands and/or fingers, oftentimes in a disparaging way.
Before he set off on his weekend away from home Thomas told his neighbor, Terry, "Now I expect to find all of my possessions and personal property to be right where I last left everything when I return on Monday. In short, keep your goddamn dick-beaters off of anything that does not belong to you."
dick-beaters by Nikki Stixx February 16, 2021
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dick beaters 

The hands of a male which are used to manually pleasure himself in order to satisfy his sexual frustration.
Dont touch me with your crusty dick beaters!
dick beaters by SeptiK September 7, 2003

dick beaters 

hands (on a guy usually) - often said when someone is intruding on your personal belongings, etc.
"Get those dickbeaters off of my radio!"
dick beaters by jim nicoloff November 13, 2002

dick beaters 

"Keep your damn dick beaters off my shit"
When a male is trying to put is hands on your personal belongings (dick beaters)
dick beaters by harrisj January 26, 2008

Dick Beaters 

often used to describe hands that have beaten the male penis.

Dick Beaters 

me talking to my little brother when I'm watching him" Hey dude dinner time did u wash ur Dick Beaters
Dick Beaters by Brando April 11, 2004

Dick Beaters 

The act of putting up your fists in order to fight someone
I've had enough of your damn mouth, put up your dick beaters and let's go ass