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(duh-VEE-to) v. (transitive) 1. to completely screw up an otherwise managebale situation by garbling information, misrepresenting your abilities, or making assumptions one is not qualified to make. past tense "devitoed"
"We set up a projector to display DVD for the client, but it turned out they really needed internet access to display streaming web media. The clients facilitator really devitoed us."
devito by Tek1 May 2, 2006
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Devito by gbbgb October 12, 2020

Danny DeVito 

Danny DeVito by What The Pop November 15, 2017

Danny DeVito 

Only the sexiest man alive. With one cold stone stare he'll have you on your knees! To some boomers he is not sexy but to Gen Z he is the hottest guy around. He is able to destroy his enemies with one foul swoop of his Cobblepot cane.
Girl #1:Wow isn't that guy hot!
Girl#2: Yeah, but not as hot as Danny DeVito!
Danny DeVito by Purplepinkgamer November 30, 2019

Danny DeVito 

The god of all men. Has the ability to kill all of his opponents with the singel swoop of his trash can.

He speaks for the trees and helps out Hercules. He is the new leader of this land, he is god almighty, he is Danny DeVito.
Danny DeVito is god of this land we all shall bow down to our lord.
Danny DeVito by Skelecool July 19, 2018

Danny Devito 

The god himself. The lord and savior of the egg kingdom. The creator of all life known in the universe and beyond. A big religious icon in the world and especially in Hollywood.
Friend: Hey who’s your god?
Me: Oh just Danny Devito
Danny Devito by The_Egg_Slayer November 8, 2018

Danny DeVito 

Danny DeVito just blessed me with his all holy power.