Daddy Devito is the best daddy. He’s better than Daddy Trump only because he’s met One Direction. Daddy Devito is the sexiest mofo because he’s dummy thiqq with two q’s. He’s one of the few people that deserve a Simone mug and Jess occasionally feeds Daddy Devito’s pet fish Vivek some Daddy Dorito crisps
Paul: Damn that man looks like he was crafted by angels! What’s his name

Louis: Why, that fine specimen is Daddy Devito. We should give him a Simone mug
by alrightalrightdaddeh January 21, 2020
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daddy devito is a sexy beast who can take your girl in a second
i am terrifide of daddy devito what if he steals my girl
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